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Joke of the Day

"An Irish man walks out of a bar."

"whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich? i dont fuck my sandwich before i eat it"

"I recently opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof"

"What did one candle say to the other Will you go out with me tonight?"

"Bjerg is so fly That he's sren"

"I just drank some honey wine I'm feeling pretty buzzed."

"Did you hear Microsoft have started giving away Office free to parents? Word to your mother."

"I'm sexually attracted to one of my students I knew that becoming a primary school teacher was a bad career choice"

"The past, the present and the future had a meeting. It was tense in there."

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's meant to be. So only become emotionally invested with boomerangs and dogs."