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Joke of the Day

"What do you call parents who teach abstinence only? Grandma and grandpa."

"Forgot it's April fool's! What's the simplest way to really quickly get some friends so I can prank them?"

"Yo mama so poor... She had to get her haircut at Good Clips."

"Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan? Because there's a target on every corner."

"What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common? They only have one good ball."

"You want to know a ironic statement? My mom was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab."

"I went to the taxidermist yesterday... I asked him how many bags of sawdust it will take to stuff my deceased flamingo and pig. He said, ""Two in the pink and one in the stink""."

"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker? ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!"

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Dude! Breathe!!"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He [ate his food, drank his tea, etc] before it was cool."