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Joke of the Day

"""I'll never forget you Jack"" ""Can I float on that wood too, Rose?"" ""I'll always remember you"" ""Seems like there's room for--"" ""Goodbye Jack"""

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"

"What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house? The roof."

"I bet most of business school is spent teaching students how to confidently swivel in big leather chairs."

"When I m on a date... When I m on a date, I like to tell the girl that ""I m aviable for a limited time only"" In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in."

"I always use chloroform when stealing a child. Really puts the ""nap"" in ""kidnap""."

"How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb? nun"

"My life selling houses by Con Allday"

"How to have sex How do you get a gay man to have sex with a female? You fill her cunt up with shit."

"A Blonde texts her friend A blonde texts her friend and asks ""what does IDK stand for?"" The friend replies ""I don't know"" The blonde texts back ""shit, no one seems to know"""