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Joke of the Day

"If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex... Would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?"

"There are 5 Types of Matter... Gas Solid Liquid Plasma and most importantly Black Lives"

"Yo momma is like a brick! She's flat, heavy, and gets laid by Mexicans all day!"

"I would tell you a joke about Iowa... ...but it'd be pretty corny."

"If you want to drink and drive you better bring enough for the whole highway."

"Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."

"I'm pretty confident I can perform this Appendectomy on myself. Thanks YouTube"

"A giraffe walks into a bar... Says, ""High balls on me!"""

"Chuck Norris was orginally casted as the main character for salt but then they changed it to Angelia Jolie, look at her face now."

"What did the Ethiopian Government say when the United States sent over 1 million condoms to promote safe sex? Thanks for the sleeping bags"