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Joke of the Day
"My dog just fell off the bed. I'm glad I'm not the only one drunk around here."
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"Oddly enough, ever since downloading AdBlock onto my computer ..... all the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."
"An irashman walks out of a bar..."
"Priests should not have to live in a state of forced celibacy, but be free to marry and let celibacy slowly descend upon them the usual way."
"A football team should setup a charity that gives presents to children with Down Syndrome ...and call it Touch Downs."
"What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common? Their middle name."
"Celine Dion is an organ donor... So when she dies, her heart will go on."
"What did Chewy say after episode VII? I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo"
"What word isn't in the Bat-dictionary? Killing, unless your talking about his parents"
"what is a calculators favorite food? pi!"