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Joke of the Day

"What is the most popular style in Moscow salons? A brushin."

"Someone tried to touch my ass without my permission. Safe to say, I'm not letting anyone on my farm again."

"How does NASA organize a party They planet"

"A great idea for Shark Tank Mark Cuban Cigars."

"What do you call a deer without eyes? No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent."

"Bless you, my son... What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits for puberty before coming on his face."

"So an ogre walks into a club..."

"Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs? So they can get a long little doggie."

"What was Prince's greatest ""Hit?"" Purple Vein"

"I don't like doing the same things again so much that I can never be a serial killer."