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Joke of the Day

"What is the most popular style in Moscow salons? A brushin."

"Why was the Pedophile's movie rated PG-13? It only had minor nudity."

"My boss noticed I shaved before coming in to the office today then he told me if i wanted to keep my job I would have to start keeping my pants on"

"I have an irrational fear of elevators I always feel like they are going to let me down someday."

"My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger."

"The best racist joke What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"Half of my Facebook friends are still there solely because their life is a train wreck and it's entertaining."

"""Wow, that's great!"" ~ Me, not paying attention, and hoping you didn't just tell me your Grandma died."

"Irritable Bowel Syndrome is genetic. It runs in your jeans."

"So I was doing donuts in my car.. And a cop pulls me over. Now I know what you're thinking, who names their dog Donuts?"