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Joke of the Day
"How does NASA organize a party They planet"
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"What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate."
"thesaurus for sale, brand new, current, modern, original, unused, untapped, fresh, pristine, untouched, mint condition, spotless, untried..."
"Roses are red, Roses are blue, Roses are white, Genetics."
"Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case."
"Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)."
"""Dammit"" or ""Damnit"" are both acceptable, unless you are over the age of sixty, in which case ""Dagnabit"" is required."
"There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face."
"[crime scene] *detective snaps pics of murder victim* Corpse: delete it"
"Humans are so stupid! This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts."