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Joke of the Day
"Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs? So they can get a long little doggie."
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"*Steals parking spot from guy backing in* Him:*middle finger* Me: [rolls down window] I SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT MARRIED. I ALSO AM NOT MARRIED"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !"
"What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."
"Whenever I see a car with an ""Italia"" bumper sticker on it, I always write ""Gen"" in front of it because I'm an adult."
"I stole a futon from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have been lying low."
"What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? Ask your parents."
"Woman next to me at coffee shop just asked a guy who's farther away to watch her computer for a sec. Devastated."
"I collect coins and old paper money. For our anniversary, my wife surprised me with a $1,000 bill! Unfortunately, it was from Fendi, for a pair of shoes."
"I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov He said, ""I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."""