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Joke of the Day
"LPT If you are going to have sex with someone you don't know, Always, always, always... Ask"
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"why did the hipster burn his tounge? because he ate the pizza before it was cool."
"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!"
"Bending over in a short skirt will probably get me further than my expensive education ever will."
"What's the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."