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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock... ""Come in!"""
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"My skis are like my parents They're drifting apart"
"Well, they warned me that I'd go blind if I kept doing that... Sitting too close to the TV."
"MILEY Y U NO PARTY IN OTHER COUNTRY?"
"There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: ""don't"" and ""stop""."
"Why don't people drink pig's milk? Because its a bit too sow..."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !"
"*looks east* ah, the atlantic ocean *looks west* ah, the pacific ocean *sees a bunch of idiots raving about mediocre r&b* ah,the Frank Ocean"
"I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead silly. No wonder he hasn't replied."
"My girlfriend left me today because I have developed a pasta touching fetish. I've been feeling Canneloni ever since. :'("