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Joke of the Day

"Why don't people like talking about herpes? It's a sore subject."

"Sure the Michael Jordan underpants are good, but a lot of it is Scotty Pippen. He defends the balls."

"What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile."

"If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference."

"A kid gets home very distressed..... And says ""mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"" ""FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"""

"How do you titillate an ocelot? gay porn"

"Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights? A: To the moovies."

"What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit? Post on Sundays."

"It's cute that the NRA thinks guns could defend you from a government that has a high fructose corn syrup nozzle up every citizens' asshole."

"what's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot."