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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an non alkaline Jewish family. Hasidic"
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"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"""Lethal Weapon"" is my favorite movie about how to fix a dislocated shoulder."
"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner"
"If I ever commit suicide, I wanna jump off a cliff w/an open umbrella so people wonder if I thought it would bring me safely to the ground."
"What do you call an Irish armchair? Patty O'Furniture"
"Stop screaming! I thought you'd appreciate having someone to pass you a towel when you got out of the shower"
"What would a Prius minivan be called? Post-us"
"So I thought I was going to buy a TV this weekend... Turns out I'm just sick of all these shitty forced puns on /r/Jokes."
"How'd you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."