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Joke of the Day
"Donald trump was caught masturbating during a rally, He was blowing his own trumpet."
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"Growing up, I had a best friend. When we first met we didn't see eye to eye, but then he grew on me."
"Did you hear what happened at the indian restaurant yesterday? Apparently it was a Naan event."
"At work today I noted that it's difficult to see yellow marker on white paper... My Asian coworker said, ""Are you trying to say you can't see white and yellow together?"""
"What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions? ""You're a lizard Harry!"""
"My favorite Irish Joke. Two Irish men walk out of a bar."
"China must be a huge sausage-fest by now."
"DOCTOR: ""I'm calling to notify you of your outstanding balance."" ME: ""Thanks! I do yoga."" DOCTOR:........"
"You breed dogs? Don't they do that on their own?"
"Meet the female version of Thor Whor"