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"why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."
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"Words cannot describe how cute you are. But numbers can, 3/10."
"Why did Ellen Pao cross the road? [deleted]"
"Tip for twitter newbies: Before you start using twitter, please make sure this is really what you want to do with the rest of your life."
"CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth."
"whats 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? a selfie stick."
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How do we find the egg in all this shit?"
"These cat babies are straight up gangsta. I'm going to name them all after Friends characters. The one I hate will be Ross."
"So crap that it's good (I hope) Whats white and cant climb trees? A fridge -_-"
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator. :D"