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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend fell and got a bruise on her ass. It was nasty. and the bruise was ugly too."
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"""Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."" Actually this is Oxymoron Club. ""Ok, same difference."" *looks at group* Oh, this guy is good."
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