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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the Y-values? I heard they're all the range."
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"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak"" ""Con"" ""Okay, now you say, ""Control Freak who?"""""
"What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? They both shower after 3 periods."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ?Give me a beer and a mop.?"
"What's up? The price of pussy. (My math teacher in high school use to say this one, he was cool.)"
"[Racist Joke] What does a black men and the Terminator have in common? One says ""Hasta la vista baby!!"" and the other one says ""Hasta la vista son"""
"What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student? ""Ur-ine!"""
"At least my masseuse has my back."
"[prison] CELLMATE: what are you in for? ME: (actually in jail for jumping a fence to hug a panda) murder"
"What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 6 trash cans."