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Joke of the Day
"Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do."
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"Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards."
"Two blondes are driving. The first blonde asks, ""Is my blinker working?"" The second blonde checks the dashboard and responds, ""Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."""
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"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"
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