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Joke of the Day

"In 2017, every TV show's marketing plan will be to add a Trump parody character so he's compelled to watch & cry on twitter about it."

"What do you call an asshole who can see the future? A 4chan teller"

"Don't look out of the window Betty people will think it's Halloween."

"I went to an erectile dysfunction meeting today. Nobody else came."

"If you're American outside of the bathroom, what are you inside it? European"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because the neckbeard put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"Too late to hunt buffalo, too early to fight robots, what a dickless generation I was born into."

"I just saw a ghost with Tourrets. Fuckboo to you too."

"It might take more muscles to frown than to smile, but it takes even less to completely avoid eye contact in the first place."

"Here's a double entendre joke I made up Why do grump pedophiles like cats? They're assholes..."