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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an asshole who can see the future? A 4chan teller"
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"I wanted to make up a poem about the night we fell in love, but I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with inebriated."
"How does father Christmas get away with suing everyone? The Santa Clause"
"Q: Older Brother: ""Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"" A: Younger Brother: ""So what? I'm four!"""
"What language does a homosexual jew speak? .....Heblew"
"What did cinderella do when she reached the ball? She choked."
"What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !"
"Someone should check on Tyler Perry. He hasn't released a movie in like a week."
"[1st date] ""My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn't that cool? When's yours?"" Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th"
"Everyone is talking about how the inaugural attendance was 1/40 of what it was in 2009... They don't understand how killer the commute from Moscow is."