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Joke of the Day

"If you're American outside of the bathroom, what are you inside it? European"

"What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl? The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back"

"A woman once told me to look at the world through her eyes. So I looked out the kitchen window."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair"

"How did Hitler like to have his juice in the morning? 100% concentrated."

"What's the definition of a will? Come on, guys. The answer's a dead giveaway."

"I told my niece if I cut her open she would just be made of chicken quesadillas and she said if she cut me open I'd just be dead. Smart kid."

"I feel that jokes about basements are beneath me... ...but I won't tell you a joke about roofs because it'll go over your head."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Aromatic and with a bit of foam floating at the top."

"The USA and Ethiopia played a football friendly. The final score was USA 8, Ethiopia didn't."