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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a ghost with Tourrets. Fuckboo to you too."

"Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."

"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"what never gets old? a miscarriage."

"The entire UK walks into a bar. Half of the people decided to leave, so they all had to go."

"You hate me? Well okay, grab a chair and wait for me to care."

"Want to hear a Star Wars joke? Hayden Christensen"

"My friend was really worried when he had to get tested for HIV. I told him just think positive."

"What did Hitler say to the Black Jew? ja, ja, arsch ficken mich harter, gestut"

"Why did the negative number look so surprised? He was nonplussed."