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Joke of the Day

"Im proud to be a black man! Said the black man Im proud to be an asian man! Said the asian man Im proud to be a white man! Said the racist"

"Me: ""I'm looking for a psychic who rates themselves highly."" Ian: ""I'm a medium."" Me: ""I need someone better than that."""

"How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey? Nuked"

"Bridge is like sex If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !"

"Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken and his locks are few."

"What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called? Dr Whoover"

"Hubby: This dinner is not gonna make itself!!!!! And that ladies and Gentleman is how I starred on ""COPS"""

"Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."

"Went to this zoo in Venezuela and the only animal they had was one dog It was a shih tzu"