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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !"
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"Just the other day, I asked my mom at what age do children start really listening to their parents but I don't remember what her answer was."
"My friend Jay is going to name his newborn son ""K"" When I asked him why, he said he wanted to name him after himself."