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Joke of the Day
"They say one person in every group of friends is gay. I hope it's Ben, he's really cute."
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"What do you call a girl that can suck a lemon through a garden hose? Sweethaert. (an old one but still very very good)"
"What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich? Ka-Mayomayo"
"Hillary Clinton is in the hospital... She is being treated for third degree Berns."
"[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist Her: Can you pass the salt? ""Sure, it'll be ready in two hours."""
"Too black for casuals So we were having sex and my girlfriend asked if she could roleplay as a 14 year old teenager and i said : -what the fuck , u will be 14 in 2 years anyway"
"Removed all the mirrors from my house because I'm tired of living with that asshole."
"A social gathering without food is called a ""Don't."""
"I hate going to liquor stores. Everyone wines about everything."
"Imagination: because if I fcuked you as much as I thought about it, we'd both be unemployed."