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Joke of the Day
"I once knew an Asian lady with one leg... Her name was Irene."
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"I've just started an online dating site for Siamese twins. It's called Connect 4."
"I was going to make a joke about thailand... But Phuket."
"When you say you don't feel good ""Are you pregnant?"" -people without kids ""Do you have to poop?"" -people with kids"
"So I was catching up with Pacquiao and Mayweather the other day.. Mayweather turns to me and says ""Boxer? I barely know her!"""
"A man named Phil realized he was gay one night.... It was very Phil-filling"
"Neeeeeeeooooowwwwwwwwwww What do we want? Race car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwww"
"Reddit's management [interesting insight](https://i.imgur.com/z8uBXo0.jpg)"
"My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop with the endless flamingo impressions. So I had to put my foot down."
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"