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Joke of the Day
"RIP the dinosaurs. Can't believe it's 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts"
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"People who like ""The Bachelor"" are like racists; you know they're out there, but you just hope your friends don't feel that way."
"Before college I didn't have a degree, or money, or any idea what I was doing with my life. But NOW I have a degree."
"Some of you talk more than my wife. The good news is I can just unfollow you instead of burying you in the back yard to shut you up."
"I'm glad they outlawed texting while driving. I can finally get some use out of this calligraphy set."
"Apparently a lion has won a talent show in South Africa The judges said it had roar talent"
"Why was the old Jewish woman afraid her chauffeur got her pregnant? Because they schlepped together."
"What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."
"So one sperms says to the other sperm.. NSFW ""How long til we get to the ovaries?"" . The other sperm replies, ""hopefully soon, we just passed the tonsils"""
"Is my ambition to be a plumber just a pipe dream?"