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Joke of the Day
"What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for? Possesion."
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"The human brain is an amazing organ. It keeps working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 52 weeks a year, from before you leave the womb, right up until you find religion."
"What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant? A hip-hop hip op."
"[buying treadmill] Me: Can I try it out first? Salesperson: Sure Me: (pulls out laundry basket and hangs wet clothes on it) I like it."
"What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds? Its a slippery slope."
"Donald J Trump... The sad thing is, if he wins the jokes on us."
"There's two types of people in this world: those who finish their sentences,"
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."
"Did you hear about the lady who backed into a belt sander? Disaster."
"How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent? She starts her sentance with ""A man once told me"""