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Joke of the Day

"I really wish my boss would fall for the ""but all my friends are allowed to be late to work"" excuse."

"Why do Jews have a big nose? Because air is free"

"In the city of Chicago There are 3 streets that rhyme with vagina. Paulina, Malvina and Lunt."

"""Thats a killer dirt bike you've got, man!"" *dirt bike holds a knife to your throat* Believe me...I know."

"Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team? She ran away from the ball."

"A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad dad' he said 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one' said his father !"

"Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email? He had no attachments."

"Q: Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street? A: Because she didn't want to go."

"If you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and vaselene all over your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping this weekend?"

"I only eat ""indie"" breads. I am a Naan-Conformist"