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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited Alaska? I guess he came back a husky fucker."

"What math class should feminists take? Triggernomics"

"A husband says to his wife: ""I hate to tell you this but your swimming costume is very tight and revealing."" ""Wear your own one then!"""

"It's not a flaw to have a husband, but an essential drawback to have a wife."

"They say kids grow up fast but I just licked my thumb & wiped my son's face so parents grow up fast too. I've already become my grandmother."

"If you're straight, you shouldn't look for lovers in the sea I heard they're algae"

"What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? ...Nothing, because he was jewish."

"I had a dog with no legs.. I named him cigarette so I could take him for a drag."

"Band:Make some noise! Crowd:WOOO! Me:THATS SO VAGUE! WHAT KIND OF NOISE?! B:I cant hear u! C:WOOO! M:B/C UR PLAN WAS FLAWED FROM THE START!"

"What is so ironic about Atheists? A: they're always talking about God."