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Joke of the Day

"What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !"

"What do you call a train that eats too much? A chew-chew train."

"What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs? An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet..."

"At marathons I like to put glitter in cups so when participants grab one and throw it in their face they get a party instead of hydration"

"My son doesn't like spicy food. To prevent him from eating his boogers, I pour drops of Tobasco in his nostrils while he sleeps. #winning"

"Why are millionaires bad at swimming? Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it"

"Love is that feeling you get when you meet someone that makes you forget about all of your problems cuz they're causing all new problems."

"What's the programmer's favorite drug? A line of code."

"My mate thought it was funny... to post about disleyxics but he spelt ""funny"" wrong..."

"Did you hear about the restaurant that got closed down because they were serving just the rear ends of animals? Just-ass was served"