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Joke of the Day
"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician."
Next Joke
"Happy Womens Day They say a womans work is never done... Perhaps that's why they're paid less?"
"You know your a redneck when...... _______________ (Fill in the blank)"
"Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know but your meal tastes worse."
"What does a guy think in the middle of a blowjob? Fuck i'm broke."
"The Karma cafe has no menus. You get served what you deserve."
"What is the dirtiest day of the week? SaTURDay"
"A man using apple maps walks into a bar.. ..or maybe it was a church or a grocery store or something"
"Why do black people like basketball? Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing."
"What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop."