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Joke of the Day
"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician."
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"I'm a hard core Trekkie except instead of Star Trek, alcohol."
"What did the butter say to the jam? We're on a roll now!!!"
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"STILL PRINTING Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you."
"German sausages, eh? They're the Wurst!"