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Joke of the Day

"Two redditors walk into a bar"

"How do Mexicans keep their food warm? Chicken Fajitas."

"FACT: The internet was invented to globalize complaining."

"Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans? Because you're breaking wind."

"Slogan idea for a Braille company Loads of high quality Braille products, many of which you've never seen before!"

"HR says that we are no longer able to say to anyone ""if ignorance is bliss you must be such a happy person"" even if we smile as we say it."

"What's the difference between a ladder and a truck? It's no bad luck to walk under a truck."

"I tried explaining sarcasm to some kleptomaniacs but they always take things literally."

"""Why did you leave your last job?"" -I had a typo in a tweet. ""Mistakes happen!"" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. ""Thanks for coming in. Bye"""

"Passionate kiss is like spider web leads to undoing of fly."