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Joke of the Day
"If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is outside? K9P."
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"What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year? He made them Batman."
"What did the squirrel say when he looked up the woman's dress? What a Cunt, got no Nuts."
"1) Jumped out of bed 2) Cooked breakfast 3) Ran 6 miles 4) Worked out 5) Started lying compulsively"
"Nice try weed people... Are we just supposed to legalize anything that comes from the ground? What's next potatoes?"
"One day the youngest son asks his mother, ""Mom, why do I look so different from all my siblings?"".... The mother says ""Son, from what I remember about that party, you are lucky that you don't bark""."
"The Maitre'D asked if we had reservations... I said, ""Yes, but when you're as hungry as we are you throw caution to the wind!"""
"Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall... ...As he turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'."
"What sounds does a vicar's gun make? Pew! Pew!"
"Two pretzels were walking down the street hand in hand. One was a salted. Did the other one come plain?"