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Joke of the Day

"Nice try weed people... Are we just supposed to legalize anything that comes from the ground? What's next potatoes?"

"Working out For me going to the gym is a lot like having sex. I'm get nervous before, it doesn't last as long as I want it to, I'm ashamed the whole time, and I usually cry afterwards."

"My sheep friends asked me to find them some drugs so I went to the local animal dealer... Pablo Escobaaaaaa"

"Never understood Monopoly. It's like saying, ""Hey we're stressed out about real $, so let's play a game & get stressed out about pretend $."

"Breaking up with Japanese Girl Was Hard... I recently had to break up with my girlfriend who was Japanese and it was hard, I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."

"The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now... But everything around it is Chile."

"Hmmmmm,,,, Turns out all this time, I've been using a life couch instead of a life coach."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"Potassium and Oxygen went on a date. It was OK."

"Why do gametes often choose a life of prostitution? because sex cells."