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Joke of the Day

"My brother and I were playing chess, and I said to him 'care to make this interesting?' He said 'sure'. So we stopped playing chess."

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"An elder man is annoyingly telling a chef how to BBQ. Then the chef says ""you want us to switch positions? You come cook and I go and fuck off"""
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"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Jerkey"
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