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Joke of the Day
"What kind of boxes do gay boxes like? Male Boxes."
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"Islam is a religion of peace. Piece of you over here, piece of you over there..."
"Halloween Dress Code: Men: super hero, monster, funny thing, famous people. Women: super whore, monster whore, funny whore, famous whore"
"1995: one day the Internet will allow all people access to the full breadth of human knowledge. 2016: *watching cat videos*"
"A Limerick There once was a man from the Styx Who liked to write Limericks But he failed at the sport Because he wrote them too short"
"If Michael Moore was a conservative... ...he'd be Donald Trump."
"Joan Rivers stopped breathing during cosmetic surgery and has passed after several days of home care. At least she died doing what she loved."
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, ... I'd start thinking about you."
"How long is a meter in Spain? A Spanard"
"What do single people call Valentine's Day? Independence Day"