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Joke of the Day
"Islam is a religion of peace. Piece of you over here, piece of you over there..."
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"What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine? They both have a hard time pulling off a twist."
"If I don't make some serious changes to my life, they'll never let me into the gates of heaven. So who can teach me how to pick a lock?"
"My husband still waves to policemen like a 5 year old."
"GOD: I call this Tupperware SATAN: remember when I let u crash at my place and u said u owed me one G: yes S: make the lid a little smaller"
"Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors? They have no function."
"Yo momma's so dumb... ...she voted for Trump."
"Sandwich walk into a bar/ The bartender said, sorry, we don't serve food."
"I like to abbrev."
"So I'm making a TV series about a plane hijacking.. We've just shot the pilot."