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Joke of the Day

"Halloween Dress Code: Men: super hero, monster, funny thing, famous people. Women: super whore, monster whore, funny whore, famous whore"

"If I text ""HAITI"" to American Idol, will they send the contestants there?"

"Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse to join search for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"

"The worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line."

"How do you stop a dog from biting you on monday? Kill the dog on sunday"

"Religious differences Judge asks one young couple: The reason of your divorce? Wife: Religious differences! My husband did not recognize that I goddess."

"Just thought of the best senior quote "" "" -Taylor Swift"

"Beethoven found that having diarrhoea always helped him compose quicker By midday, he was already on his third movement."

"Man arrested on charges of being nice, quiet guy. ""I'm shocked, he always seemed like such a murderous asshole,"" said a neighbor."

"Error 404 It's been a while since I've seen a good 404 joke. I was going to upload one but I couldn't find any."