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"How long is a meter in Spain? A Spanard"
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"Women are like electrons Always trying to latch onto some Adam for a free ride"
"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A BMW's pricks are on the inside!"
"I bet the ""YMCA"" dance is harder to do in different languages."
"what's brown and sticky? A stick."
"""Sir, you have to stop masturbating"" The nurse said. ""But why?"" The man asked ""Because I can't examine you while you're moving."""
"""I'm tired."" - Beat Cop"
"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! drops mic"
"Collection Litter by Phil D Basket"
"How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ? [Remodve]"