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Joke of the Day

"Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better."

"What did the Arab's father say when the teacher told him his son bombed the test? ""Thats great!"""

"Apple products Remove the USB port and nobody bats an eye. Remove the headphone jack and everybody loses their minds!"

"A Levels Despite my A Level results being A B B A, it still seems no employer will Take a Chance On Me."

"What idiot named them nostrils instead of scent vents?!"

"The pope walks into a Mosque A Muslim looks up and asks ""Why the wrong faith?"""

"And the lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and received a toaster."

"Ok, I have two short jokes and one long joke... Joke joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooke!"

"Hillary Clinton walks into a bar. Bartender: What'll it be, Secretary Clinton? Hillary: Let me see what polls best among my focus groups."

"Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum."