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Joke of the Day

"Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better."

"Just met a HOT girl So I just met this hot girl. Problem is she had 12 nipples. Sounds weird.... Dozen Tit?"

"Never hold in a fart... they go to your head, and that's where shitty ideas come from."

"I'd like rap a lot better if they sang, played instruments, had talent, and didn't rap."

"What has a bottom at its top? My life ( ._.)"

"Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains? I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)"

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they all screw in sleeping bags."

"Why did the boy drip his ice cream? He got hit by a bus."

"Did you hear about the prostitute with an MBA? She was a business anal-ist."

"Where do you eat toaster waffles on the beach? San Diego!!"