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Joke of the Day

"What did the Arab's father say when the teacher told him his son bombed the test? ""Thats great!"""

"Wife: for the last time buy a terrarium Me: [drops 7 lizards into my shirt] why they already have a home"

"Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget? How could he stoop so low?"

"Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!"

"This one time in High School I ate an entire roll of quarters Shit was so cash"

"TIFU. She was on top."

"Did you hear about that new space mosque? It's Allah this world!"

"How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Whatever do you mean, *change*?"

"My wife said to me ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" I answered ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."""

"Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states."