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Joke of the Day
"What idiot named them nostrils instead of scent vents?!"
Next Joke
"A massive meteor hit Russia injuring hundreds. Rihanna insists the meteor has changed & that everyone should give the meteor another chance."
"My 3 year old is helping me make crepes this morning. So far in the mixing bowl there are 2 eggs, 1 cup of flour and 1 measuring cup."
"""There's nothing more beautiful than the birth of a child."" (someone who's never seen the birth of a child)"
"[Cop questioning suspected watermelon thief] COP: *squints* Was it you? GIRAFFE (who has watermelon-sized bulge halfway down his neck): Nope"
"I just couldn't stop watching the video about mechanically joining metal... It was riveting."
"What do you call a woman with no clitoris ? What ever you want. She isn't going to come."
"What would you do if you were Justin Bieber for a day... ...i would send all the money in his bank account to me, obviously. How about you guys?"
"I'm just saying honey, if I sound like a cat throwing up hair balls the next day...it may be time to trim things up a bit."
"Obesity levels in the U.K. are rapidly declining. They're dropping pounds fast"