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Joke of the Day

"Ok, I have two short jokes and one long joke... Joke joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooke!"

"Whoever named it 'rain' is an idiot. I definitley wouldve called it 'sky water.'"

"What are Mario's overalls made of? Pixels."

"why did the printing company only print in small print? because yo momma works there and she can only print in LARGE PRINT GET REKT SIT DOWN SHUT UP!"

"Your momma is so ugly.... Bill Cosby gave her coffee."

"No one is born racist. Racism is taught. By other races."

"Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A: A buck an ear."

"Life is a lot like a piece of toilet paper. You're either on a roll, or you're taking shit from some asshole."

"How you heard about the new bad breath removal strategy? They call it the tic-tac tactic."

"My computer just said hello to me. I think it's A Dell."