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Joke of the Day

"A gay man killed his cheating boyfriend The Police call it ""homocide"""

"Sarcasm : Because life doesn't come with a free ""stay out of jail card"""

"DTF (Down time finally) -mom's everywhere"

"Get your rock star name, like Axl Rose did, by selecting a car part and then a flower. Mine is Crankshaft Tulip"

"Sitting here at Starbucks, everyone looking at their phones and only one person's noticed mine's a calculator."

"[working in garage] ""Hand me a screwdriver, son"" A flat one? ""No"" [mixes vodka and Orange Crush] Here ya go"

"My wife and I have been seeing a counselor for our sex life, and things have really been improving. We take turns on her."

"Now I know my dad laughed so much the first time I said ""fajita"" I pronounced it like ""[FUHJITUH]"" and you can guess what it sounds like."

"To find a prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not screw the whole pond..."

"I bet... ... you clicked here."