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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go to the store without Robin."

"Report: Underpaid bowling alley employees to go on strike."

"I'm on a version of the Paleo Diet where I eat anything I want knowing that my fossilized remains will be plenty thin in 2.5 million years."

"What would you guys like to ask an American? Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway"

"*Britney Spears releases a new fragrance* *the other dinner guests look embarrassed and pretend not to notice.*"

"I've got a friend whose nickname is 'shagger'. You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it."

"What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe? A yeast infection!"

"Kanye West is still performing at the Pan Am closing ceremony. Looks like the petition didn't Pan out."

"Drummers always have such lame jokes... I've heard them all like a Zildjian times."

"There is a thin line between Numerator and Denominator. I bet only a fraction of you get this."