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"A Freudian Slip A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother"
"A blonde and a brunette are in a room... The blonde ask: ""What does idk stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, no one does!"""
"I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target today and, long story short, I'm covering for Debbie this weekend."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill and Irishman? None. Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!"
"What article of clothing is round and rubbery? Attire."
"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war... Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."
"A roman centurion walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The barkeeper looks at him and says ""mate, don't you mean a martini?"" The centurio answers ""if i wanted a double i would've ordered it!"""
"What do you call a person who enjoy mondays? Unemployed"
"Where are average people made? The satisfactory"