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"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)"
"""Impeccable"" sounds like a general immunity to crow attacks..."
"What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard? Shoot her again."
"Problem: I hate peeing alone, sleeping, & nobody talks to me about random nonsense Solution: kids"
"I was Hungary... ...So I Russia down the stairs, made a Turkey sandwich and had a chocolate Malta for dessert."
"What's the difference?? What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana? At midnight Cinderella's car didn't turn into a wall."
"What do you call a nautical plunderer who assists with the flight of an aircraft? A co-pirate"
"What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute."
"Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud? He doesn't know how to turn things down"