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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)"

"How do rainbows laugh? Hue hue hue"

"Is it me or does it seem like Cinco de Mayo is always on May 5th?"

"What's a telemarketer's favourite element? Scamdium."

"It's that time of year when it gets *just* cold enough to draw dicks on people's car windows."

"Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: A kangaroo stuck in a tree."

"u kno how we have burger king do u think in italy they have spaghetti king"

"I lost my teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day Just as her husband got home"

"My sister is gifting me some rain forest this Christmas... Is it possible to hire some local loggers or will I have to travel to Brazil and cut it down myself?"

"What's the difference between a hooker and your wife? You pay the hooker and she does what you want. And you pay your wife and she does what she wants."