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Joke of the Day

"I was Hungary... ...So I Russia down the stairs, made a Turkey sandwich and had a chocolate Malta for dessert."

"Uh oh. My car's GPS asked me, ""Who's Siri?"""

"Oh cool this dress has pockets to keep my snacks in"

"The only way to protect ourselves from eagle attacks is of course MORE eagles. Fill our homes with these gentle, knife clawed birds of prey."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [nsfw] I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it. (Although they're terrible I can't help but to love dead baby jokes)"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns... It was really just a play on words."

"Mexican and black jokes are all the same Once you have heard Juan you have heard Jamal."

"Hotel Chain Merger Ramada Inn and Hilton are merging. The new hotel chain will be called ""Ram it in to the Hilt"""

"What do you call a terrorist video store? Blockbuster"

"What do you call two bananas? Slippers"