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Joke of the Day

"What is white and interferes with the meal? An avalanche."

"If you were stressed out yesterday Does that make you past tense?"

"Next Battlefield map set in Nepal. It's made using groundbreaking technology."

"Ms Piggy... http://imgur.com/BtVKY"

"[Penn and Teller getting a loan for their comedy act] ""Ok all you guys need is a name"" *they look around bank for ideas*"

"A man walks into a bar with Harambe Bartender: What can I get you ? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Man: Yes, justice for Harambe."

"Close your eyes. Picture a world without hunger. Open your eyes. I ate your sandwich."

"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"

"What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have the other thinks you have what he treats."

"I thought of a great name for an abortion clinic... How about 'Birth Ctrl+Z' ?"