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Joke of the Day

"[ouija board] ""Spirits are u there? I A M H E R E. Y O U W A N N A T A L K? Y O U W A N N A H A N G O U T? [squints] ""A needy board?"""

"#IAmHonoredBy my 12 year old telling me he needs me. He wanted a new gadget of course but the thought was there."

"The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the c**kroaches and a book packed by Flipkart."

"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant."

"Sad iPad Why was the iPad sad? Someone took a bite out of its Apple."

"6, holding a pic of me pregnant with him, ""Why are you SO FAT?"" Me, ""You're inside my tummy."" 6, ""That's DISGUSTING."" Me, ""It gets worse.."""

"why do black people only have nightmares? the only one ever to have a dream was shot."

"Calm down, Windows Update. I'll restart my computer during work time."

"A lady goes into the dry cleaners Lady: ""I was wondering if you could get this stain out of my blouse"" The Clerk: ""Come again?"" Lady: ""No, this time it's just yogurt"""

"Incest People say that incest is a game for the whole family."